10 I was swallowed by a Kracken.
9. I made a list of reasons I procrastinate here it is
8. Shep Whizzed on my laptop.
7 We had a rare Midwestern typhoon off the coast of Lake Michigan.
6. I put the “crast” in procrastinate.
5 ARG! I was celebrating talk like a pirate day a week late.
4. I fogrot how to pells (I forgot how to spell)
3.I was so anxious I went comatose.
2. Superman swept me off my feet.
The number one reason I couldn’t write today …
I prayed to be ahead and I woke up with no arms or legs.